Another mysterious playlist materialized in our offices. Ambulances, police and mothers were summoned in a futile attempt to stop the boogying
Attached is an excerpted police report forwarded to the Split Tooth offices by an anonymous informant, along with a thumb drive containing “audio evidence” with instructions on how to embed and disseminate the file. Upon reading the report and listening to the audio, a number of Split Tooth staffers were overcome with bodily convulsions that caused them to shake, twist, spin and generally boogie. When questioned by both security and paramedics, they said they were “Dancing for Grandpaw.” All staffers are currently recovering. Please read the official report below and listen to the following at your own risk.
Listen to the playlist:
View the official report:
1. “Fear” — The Moon-Rays The Ghouls Go West (2004, Sound Imp Records – 240066D)
2. “Evil Walks In” — Fifty Foot Combo Strike! — The Early Years 1994-2000 (Drunkabilly Records – DBR20006)
3. “Bridge to Beyond” — John Zorn The Gift (2001, Tzadik – TZ 7332)
4. “Experiment in Terror” — Blue Hawaiians Savage Night (1999,
Interscope Records – INTD 90305
5. “1313 Mockingbird Lane” — The Moon-Rays Thrills & Chills (2002, Sound Imp Records – 220040D)
6. “Theme from The Munsters” — Los Straitjackets Los Straitjackets in Concert (2008)
7. “Transylvanian Orbit” — Space Cossacks Never Mind the Bolsheviks — The Best Of (2005, Musick Recordings – MuSick 25
8. “Fistful of Terror” — The Bomboras Halloween Hootenanny (1998 Zombie A Go-Go Records – DGCD-25214)
9. “The Volumizer” — Mark Curran & The Sideburners
10. “High Seas Drifter” — Tiki Tones Suburban Savage (1997 Dionysus Records – ID123348)
11. “The Grim Reaper” — The Moon-Rays The Ghouls Go West (2004, Sound Imp Records – 240066D)
12. “Into the Shadows” — The Saboteurs Espionage Garage (1997
American Pop Project – AmPop 202CD)
13. “The Haunted Shore” — The Fathoms Overboard (1998 MuSick Recordings – MuSick 0006)
(Special thanks to Jem Michelitch, senior research fellow at Arkham Conservatory for Inhuman Sounds, for assistance in cataloging and interpreting this message from beyond.)
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